hey fellow regular kids what’s up
You know when a fast angry song comes on that you know every word to and you’re in just the right mood that your eyes light up with the fire and angst of a thousand punk rockers and you just feel so alive
puT ON YOUR WAR PAINT
ive been meaning to make work-related comics forever, so enjoy some choice movie title bastardizations.
(these all actually, seriously, happened, with no humor or awareness on the part of the customer at the time as far as I could tell. so, yes, someone actually asked for a ticket to “Detergent” with a straight face.)
I worked at Regal when Quantum of Solace came out. That was a wonderful time to be in the box office.
Electra Heart: The Archetypes videos in snaps | x
YOU CANT SPRINT WITH US
Pets and Tumblr photoset
Fun fact: if you approach an employee and insist that they go ‘check the back’ for an item that’s not on the shelf, there is a 90% chance that they’ll go to the back room, scratch their ass and check their text messages for five minutes, and come back out with a sympathetic smile and a ‘Sorry!’ because they know without even looking that the stock isn’t there.
still havent seen any greenday jokes….its september….what is going on
i guess everyone’s on holiday
memes i want back:
THAT IS GORGEOUS
heterochromia is one of the coolest aesthetics the human body can muster
a very groovy mutation
Thank you, Charles Xavier.
things people do in fanfic no one does in real life
- smirk every frickin five seconds
- stutter to be cute
- be like “yeah ok” when asked to call someone “daddy”
- chuckle gently
- chuckle in general
- make simple misunderstandings into the biggest bitch fest you will ever experience
- NO ONE CHUCKLES IT DOESN’T HAPPEN
I chuckled so hard at this