what if i died in like twenty years and all i left my girlfriend was a box and like she gasps and reaches down to her chest where her key necklace hangs that i gave her twenty two years ago, and she uses it to unlock the box and all that is in there is a string which you can pull to reveal an embarrassing photo of spongebob at the christmas party
My sister just sent me this photo with the caption “Home is where the heart is”- she’s roadtripping around the US with her two best friends and it looks like heaven to me.
Straight guys calling each other faggots
top 8 photos of rt staff | adam ellis
do u have some of those friends where u cant even remember how u became friends u just suddenly were friends
finding out that adam ellis is the same age as kerry shawcross has fucked me up man
THE REASON WOMEN DIDNT PAY FOR THEIR MEALS WAS BECAUSE THEY WEREN’T ALLOWED TO HAVE BANK ACCOUNTS AND WHEN WOMEN EARN THE SAME AS MEN THIS FORM OF “CHIVALRY” WILL MOST LIKELY END AS MANY COUPLES ALREADY SPLIT THE BILL OKAY CAN PEOPLE STOP USING THIS IN A DISCUSSION OF EQUALITY AND IM SORRY FOR CAPS LOCKS I WANTED TO STOP BUT IT WAS TOO LATE
yeah being in a relationship is cool but have you heard of roosterteeth
I’m back in Norway but my phone won’t fucking charge that piece of balls so I fon’t have much internet.
say what you will about fangirls but when someone says ‘fangirling’ i think of excitement and unbridled glee and undignified noises of delight but when someone says ‘fanboying’ i think of impotent rage and insecurity and disproportionate aggression
Ikr haha, I remember I followed you ages and ages ago bc of MCR (does thst sound about right?) or something, and then you were my fave blog for a while and then you followed me back heh. c: That’s a pretty long time ago dude! :O
(also this is supposed to be posted privately but tumblr is a dick so idk)
Nothing works on wifi so idk when or if this will post, but it’s SO GODDAMN HOT in France atm like you wouldn’t BELIEVE. Unless, ofc, you live in France, in which case; I am so so sorry.